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Song Parodies -> "His Marred, Jumbled Blather"

Original Song Title:

"The Star Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

Francis Scott Key

Parody Song Title:

"His Marred, Jumbled Blather"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

https://nypost.com/2020/02/03/trump-pretends-to-conduct-orchestra-during-super-bowl-national-anthem/
"Oh hey, can you see
My name in gold lights?
Trump so loudly it glares
While Putin stands by beaming
All their gripes take me far
As the Democrats fight
And the bastards they watch
Liberal CNN TV
Yet my rackets are fair
Stable mind can't compare
It's proof that I'm right
And there's no stopping my air
They say that I'm hard, strangling
Standards today
Strike the band, God loves me!"

Oh please save our U... S of A!!!!!!
Copyright 2020. Agrimorfee. Security Code RAV.
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Jeff Reuben - February 06, 2020 - Report this comment
That might be exactly what he sang...although I'm guessing your song is more coherent. Timely.
Bob Baton - February 06, 2020 - Report this comment
There's a "con" in conduct.
Joseph Little - February 07, 2020 - Report this comment
good to see ya back
Matthias - February 07, 2020 - Report this comment
Very funny! Who would ever of thought to parody the national anthem lol
Agrimorfee - February 07, 2020 - Report this comment
@Joseph, thanks. The parody writing muse has been on a vacation as of late.
Agrimorfee - February 07, 2020 - Report this comment
@Matthias, take a look here. http://www.amiright.com/parody/search/search.php?inputSort=0&input00=star+spangled+banner&input01=&input02=&input03=&SearchTerms=4&Start=0

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