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Song Parodies -> "The Star's Angled Bummer"
Original Song Title:
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Original Performer:
Francis Scott Key
Parody Song Title:
"The Star's Angled Bummer"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
Oh hey did you see
Paris Hilton last night
Oh so loudly she wailed
From her boyfriend's fast reaming
With hard strokes she sees stars
What a pair of loose thighs
All her rammed parts I watched
She was constantly screaming
With a shock of blonde hair
Her legs thrashing in air
They root through the night
And her ass was still bare
Oy vey did that star's angled bum-mer yet craaa-ave
As she paaa-ants on her knees
Dripping foam
And de-praaaved
Paris Hilton last night
Oh so loudly she wailed
From her boyfriend's fast reaming
With hard strokes she sees stars
What a pair of loose thighs
All her rammed parts I watched
She was constantly screaming
With a shock of blonde hair
Her legs thrashing in air
They root through the night
And her ass was still bare
Oy vey did that star's angled bum-mer yet craaa-ave
As she paaa-ants on her knees
Dripping foam
And de-praaaved
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555
Bone, bone on Dee Range
Where the beer and the planted dope lay
Where often is heard
Porn-encouraging words
Sex-ban's eye, they so proudly evade
Bone, bone on Dee Range
Where the beer and the planted dope lay
Where often is heard
Porn-encouraging words
Sex-ban's eye, they so proudly evade
3 5-star hotels!
Holy cow...
Clever use of words..
Didn't particularly care for the topic (how did that evade the sex ban?)...but the word-play was clever and well-matched to the original. 5-4-4...
Haw, this was great. Good job with short song!
Fantastic sound alike words and phrasing...5's
Wow...
Thanks all, for the comments. I always wanted to sing the anthem at a ball game. Guess this will have to do
DKTOS, but...
...only kidding ;-)
...only kidding ;-)
OK, Philbo, quiz time...fill in the blank...."God Save The _______".
Good one.
This was good. (But I still want to see the video.)
Phil, 2Eagle, and Robert, many thanks. Johnny D, how about GOD SAVE THE TAPE? lol
excellent and very clever - now I have to borrow the video - just to check the facts, ma'am
God save the CREAM!
i'm singing this at the next ballgame i go to...truly funny stuff...5s
Dee, you know something...this was better (and hotter, honestly) than the video...5's - alvin, make sure you sing that LOUD & CLEAR...and see if you can catch any reaction from the people seated around you while you're doing it...
Stuart, alvin, and Paul, amny thanks. I, also, would like to see the video, just to see how close my imagination came to the real thing.
Oh beautiful, for specious guy, for Amber's raving game...
Excellent. Perfect pacing and very funny. 5-5-5
Michael P. and Mike, thank you both for the comments
SOTM Already voted.
As a fellow parody author, I commend you for the clever word-play Dee. But as an American I find this to be in really bad taste. And I guess I'm alone in feeling that way. Since I can't express both view-points in my one vote, I won't be voting on this one.
(SOTM) Another star mangled rammer. Too funny.
Seeing Paris Hilton epitomises the Barbie-doll glamour girl that so many American teens aspire to, I found it only too fitting that this was to your anthem. (Mail bombs should be sent with correct postal code, please) 5 grunt 5 strain 5 will that be cash?
SOTM - nice job
I'd just like to agree with 2nz in that I too think this is in very poor taste. To which I have but one thing to say: ENCORE!
Oops.. JD, I missed your question:
* OK, Philbo, quiz time...fill in the blank...."God Save The _______".
I think you'll find that it's "God HELP The Queen": http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional424.shtml
Oops.. JD, I missed your question:
* OK, Philbo, quiz time...fill in the blank...."God Save The _______".
I think you'll find that it's "God HELP The Queen": http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional424.shtml
(SOTM) I honestly can't believe you got away with this! :-) 555
(SOTM) Best Star Spangled Parody I have ever read. Absolutely perfect pace, rhyme, puns. 555
(SOTM) There's a Queenryche song called "Last night in Paris was strange"... I'll say no more.
(SOTM) This is sure to have men the world over saluting ;)
Fast reaming. Rammed parts (LOVE the rammed parts). Ass was still bare. Funny, funny, funny. Great stuff.
SOTM--nice work.
(SOTM) for "dripping foam and de-praved" put "all alone with Dee Range" - fits just as nicely, I think (but I'm only guessing! :-))
clever and irreverent ... but what was the event that this refers to??
(SOTM) See above!
OMG, I had to pick my jaw off the keyboard before I could give you fives. And when I think of one of the lines for which an M&P parody got rejected once upon a time! Sheesh! Funny!
Paris might be nice to visit but I don't know if I would like to be stuck in there!!! Muwahaha
Paris might be nice to visit but I don't know if I would like to be stuck in there!!! Muwahaha
A stellar deeranged anthem. And I'm with Claude; from now on, every time I hear the word ramparts, I'll think of this.
I have a lot of respect for 2nz and his opinion about this parody; but, since Francis Scott Key was parodying an English drinking song when he wrote the song that became our national anthem, I can't fault Dee Range. Very good job of matching the parody to the original.
(SOTM) A masterpiece!
(SOTM) - Still think this is hotter than the video...excellent work...
Sad my wife is hooked on the show =)
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