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Song Parodies -> "The Star-Spangled Beaver (The Ballad of Roseanne Barr)"

Original Song Title:

"The Star-Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

Francis Scott Key

Parody Song Title:

"The Star-Spangled Beaver (The Ballad of Roseanne Barr)"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

This parody is a look back at the controversial Roseanne Barr, who sang her botched version of the national anthem at the baseball game in San Diego. We all remember her little "crotch-ety" gesture and spitting on the sidelines. It's no surprise that she's a liberal! Republicans sing the anthem with their hand on their heart, whereas Democrats sing the national anthem with their hands in other areas of the body. There's a sign of how "patriotic" those liberals are!
I saw on my T.V., Roseanne's botched sound bite
And our country she assailed, and the highlight - her spitting
Who's loud shrieks and crude remarks, just a typical poor white
Or this anthem she botched, was so loudly screaming
And tact for her is rare, her big mouth shouting in the air
How rude and outright, that flab bag was still there
O say, is that Star-Spangled Beaver depraved?
She would shame Francis Key, and she's so misbehaved!
In my opinion, Roseanne is a disgrace and needs to shut her fat face! If anyone should be "BARRed" from singing, it should be her!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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 3   1
 4   0
 5   9

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Greg Hoffman - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I actually liked this one. I just found it funny. So I'm gonna vote 555's on it.
Christie Marie M - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
This tells all about Roseanne. I never watched her show for awhile. This is funny, though. Roseanne has an irritating voice when she sang the National Anthem. 5's!
Gari J - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
No idea what your talking about but this is very funny lyrically.
Tommy Turtle - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
VERY funny and on target, but even given the rather elastic pacing of TOS, couldn't get the first five lines to sing to it. (5th line two over.) (Details on request.) Slight tweaking would've raised it up the flagpole to be saluted. 354
Andria - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
For once, I liked one of your parodies, PI. This was well-written, funny, and overall good since Roseanne Barr is a moron and a loudmouth and not funny. 5s.

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