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Song Parodies -> "X-Men ready"

Original Song Title:

"U.S. National Anthem (Land of the free)"

Original Performer:

Francis Scott Key

Parody Song Title:

"X-Men ready"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

The X-Men take on the likes of Magneto and Juggernaut, song to the American Anthem
Wolverines ready, he is going to fight.
Magneto has escaped and the Juggernauts with him.
With Jean Grey and Cyclops, get the X-Jet in flight
When they catch up with him, they are in for a beating.

And the Cyclops red Glare, Wolverine’s in the air
He’s taken to flight, Magneto sent him there
Professor Xavier throws a Brain Wave
He misfires it at Jean, now she thinks she’s called Dave

Wolverine has come down, landed on the x-jeep
He gets up he’s quite pissed, wants to break all their noses
Goes for Magneto’s knees, but he gets stopped with ease
Once again there he goes, flying further than before

Cyclops lets out his beam, but it deflects at his team
It hit Juggernauts fat face, and deflected the stream.
Oh the X-Men courageous, they all are so brave
But cant work as a team, and poor Jean is still Dave.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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Grekis MS - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I wonder if the x-men realise just how bad at fighting they are, poor Jean Grey. The pacing is a little tricky to follow at first but if you read the OS first and then with this its actually very funny so 5 5 5.
Mark Scotti - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Very clever Gari. Can't wait for the X-Men origin movies!!
Gari J - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks GMS when I was writing it I had to keep looking at the original lyrics to try and get the syllables to match thanks for the 5's
Gari J - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Cheers Mark Scotti I look forward to the origin movies too is wolverines first or magneto
DrN - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I love X-men this should be our anthem

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