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Song Parodies -> "Fart Trailed Boxers"
Original Song Title:
"Star Spangled Banner"
Original Performer:
Francis Scott Key
Parody Song Title:
"Fart Trailed Boxers"
Parody Written by:
poomaster
The Lyrics
Oh say can you see
Into fecal brown light
What our colon exhaled
Into toilet bowls steaming
Whose brown life and chewed corn
All through our intestines
Over the splashing we caught
When it left our butt gleaming?
And the liquid's brown glare,
Dung bombs caught in ass hair,
Grave proof through the night that our pant stains were there
Oh say do thouse fart trailed boxers yet wave
Over the land of the free,
And the home of the stained
Into fecal brown light
What our colon exhaled
Into toilet bowls steaming
Whose brown life and chewed corn
All through our intestines
Over the splashing we caught
When it left our butt gleaming?
And the liquid's brown glare,
Dung bombs caught in ass hair,
Grave proof through the night that our pant stains were there
Oh say do thouse fart trailed boxers yet wave
Over the land of the free,
And the home of the stained
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