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Song Parodies -> "The Philesplitter Song"
Original Song Title:
"Walk Like A Man"
Original Performer:
Four Seasons
Parody Song Title:
"The Philesplitter Song"
Parody Written by:
Jayenkai
The Lyrics
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Cut, Cut
Cut, Cut
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Cut all your files.
Oh how I try,
To cut it down to size.
Cannot get the file upon a disk.
My own father
Said I shouldn't bother.
He's gonna buy a CDWriter soon.
Philesplitter
Cut massive files.
Cut massive files.
Cut massive files to small ones.
Oh what it's like,
working with a disk.
So Philesplit your files, my son.
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Cut, Cut
Cut, Cut
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Files getting bigger,
They're taking up 2 Meggy.
I've gotta get them home, somehow.
Soon you'll be crying,
And even though your trying,
You won't ever get them home by noon.
Philesplitter
Cut massive files.
Fit on a disk.
Cut massive files by noon..
I'd tell you how,
But it'll make you hurl
Just Philesplit your files, by noon.
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Cut, Cut
Cut, Cut
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Cut, Cut
Cut, Cut
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Cut, Cut
Cut, Cut
Cut, Cut
Cut, Cut
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Cut all your files.
Oh how I try,
To cut it down to size.
Cannot get the file upon a disk.
My own father
Said I shouldn't bother.
He's gonna buy a CDWriter soon.
Philesplitter
Cut massive files.
Cut massive files.
Cut massive files to small ones.
Oh what it's like,
working with a disk.
So Philesplit your files, my son.
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Cut, Cut
Cut, Cut
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Files getting bigger,
They're taking up 2 Meggy.
I've gotta get them home, somehow.
Soon you'll be crying,
And even though your trying,
You won't ever get them home by noon.
Philesplitter
Cut massive files.
Fit on a disk.
Cut massive files by noon..
I'd tell you how,
But it'll make you hurl
Just Philesplit your files, by noon.
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Cut, Cut
Cut, Cut
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Cut, Cut
Cut, Cut
00000Oooooeeeuuoooeoeoeoor.
Cut, Cut
Cut, Cut
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