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Song Parodies -> "My Front Lawn"

Original Song Title:

"Stacy's Mom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fountains of Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"My Front Lawn"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

Truth be told, I don't even have a lawn!
My front lawn keeps growin' on
My front lawn keeps growin' on
My front lawn keeps growin' on
My front lawn keeps growin' on

I have to mow the grass after school (after school)
It's an unbendable rule (unbendable rule)
Did you turn the sprinklers on yet? (sprinklers on yet)
I'll kill the ants, no sweat (no sweat)

You know, it's not filled with crab grass like it used to be
And there aren't any brown spots that you can see

My front lawn keeps growin' on
It's summer now and I've waited for so long
Oh weeds can't you see, you're just not the plants for me
The reason I wrote this song is that I have the world's best lawn

My front lawn keeps growin' on
My front lawn keeps growin' on

Have you seen those ads about Scott's Turf Builder for your lawn? (for your lawn)
Mix it with fertilizer and your grass grows long (grows long)
I can tell the neighbors envy me from the way they stare
They don't have the pleasure of sayin' "You missed a spot over there"

And I know that my lawn is really grassy
But I do it myself, and gardeners don't get my money

My front lawn keeps growin' on
It's summer now and I've waited for so long
Oh weeds can't you see, you're just not the plants for me
The reason I wrote this song is that
I have the world's best lawn

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Steven Cavanagh - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Stacey's Mom. The new Sk8r Boi :-)
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Old joke, but you fought the lawn and the lawn won.
Janessa - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG! U r so funny! A lot more funny then that Michael Pacholek dude. I don't get his joke. But I loved ur parody! Good luck with other parodies!

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