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Song Parodies -> "Make The Incision"

Original Song Title:

"Double Vision"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Make The Incision"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

This song is dedicated to the doctors who came up with the idea of cutting you open when it is not necessary.
My hands are kinda' dirty from cuttin' meat
I passed medical school when I was 13
Time is of the essence ain't got time to waste
I'm gonna' poke around in this invertebrate

I've got to make the incision
Hurry and make the incision
Ooh, what I charge for fees is so scary
For makin' an incision I charge 50

Always do more than I, I really need
My scalpel is cutting while the patient bleeds
Tonight's the night, I'm gonna push it to the limit
Charge five million dollars in a single minute

I've got to make the incision
Hurry and make the incision
Ooh, what I charge for fees is so scary
For makin' an incision I charge 50, I charge 50, yeah-ah

Ooh, make the incision, I need to make the incision
Ooh, I need to cut open the head, cut open the head
Ooh, I gotta' make the incision
Ooh, make the incision, the incision
Ooh, oh the incision
Ooh, make the incision
Yeah-ah, I gotta' make the incision, ooh . . .

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Aaron Dodson - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry science people... that's supposed to be vertebrate.

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