Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Osama
Wealthy billionaire, and he's uglier than yo' mama
And then one day, while looking at the sky
A plane hit a building and we all said, "Oh, my!"
World Trade Center, that is.
Both of 'em. Flattened.

Well, the next thing you know, a plane hit the Pentagon
Right in the side, now that part of it is gone
A fourth plane went down in the state of Pennsylvania
It was even worse than when they torpedoed the Lusitania
Hijacked planes.
Lots of deaths.

And now it's time for us to kiss Osama's ass goodbye
And if we ever catch him, in the electric chair he'll fry
But until then, we're gonna bomb Afghanistan
To flush him out of there is our simple little plan
Adiós, bin Laden.
Go to hell.
And don't come back now. You hear?