In the Still of the October Night

In the still of the night
Foley held Pages, wearing his tights,
Cause he loved them, loved them so
Promised he'd never let them go
In the still of the night,
*Low Voice* In the halls of the Right.

On those computers, those nights in DC
Congressman Foley seduced them lovingly.
Promising milkshakes, pizza and beer sprees--
"O Gosh, I'm horny! Come and see me"

But in October Foley got caught
With his pants down, I'Ming a tot
And, we all heard O'Reilly's denial.
Called him a Dem'crat, Instead of a Ped'phile
In the still of the night
*Low Voice* In the Halls of the Right.



So to Hastart, Reynolds and Boehner
Conservatives know the Pages did phone'yer
Telling their stories making voters groan, yea...
"He's Creepy," "He's Vulgar," "And said he had a big boner."


No, Rush Limbaugh, it's not the kids' fault,
So, get more Viagra out of your Med vault,
Email your Rehab, Subject "Assault"
Tell them it's sexual, bring an aged malt,
In the still of the night
*Low Echo* You and Foley getting tight.