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Song Parodies -> "Pandemics"
Original Song Title:
"Cosmonauts"
Original Performer:
Fiona Apple
Parody Song Title:
"Pandemics"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here's a song about the COVID-19 pandemic and the delaying of movies.
Your face ignites a fuse to my greatest mask
Whatever you do is gonna be wrong
There's no time to interrupt the pandemic
Be good to me before you're gone
When I met you I was fine with my nothing
I grew with you and now I've changed
What I've become is something I can't be with your delaying
Be good to me, it isn't a movie
Now let me see, it's you and me, forgive a good case
How do you suppose that we've survived?
Come on, that's right, left right
Make films of all the heavier
Cause you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Oh, you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
When you resist me, hon, I wish I want to die
Because I only like the way I look, I look into your movies
And when you come back, you commemorate the penetration of the Earth
Into the deep dark sky
Now let me see, it's you and me, forgive a good case
How do you suppose that we've survived?
Come on, that's right, left right
Make films of all the heavier
Cause you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Oh, you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Started, started off, started off
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started off, now
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started, started
Started, started
You and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Oh, you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Started, started off, started off
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started off, now
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started, started
Started, started
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started off, now
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started, started
Started, started
And I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Oh, you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Whatever you do is gonna be wrong
There's no time to interrupt the pandemic
Be good to me before you're gone
When I met you I was fine with my nothing
I grew with you and now I've changed
What I've become is something I can't be with your delaying
Be good to me, it isn't a movie
Now let me see, it's you and me, forgive a good case
How do you suppose that we've survived?
Come on, that's right, left right
Make films of all the heavier
Cause you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Oh, you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
When you resist me, hon, I wish I want to die
Because I only like the way I look, I look into your movies
And when you come back, you commemorate the penetration of the Earth
Into the deep dark sky
Now let me see, it's you and me, forgive a good case
How do you suppose that we've survived?
Come on, that's right, left right
Make films of all the heavier
Cause you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Oh, you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Started, started off, started off
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started off, now
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started, started
Started, started
You and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Oh, you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Started, started off, started off
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started off, now
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started, started
Started, started
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started off, now
Started off, started off, started off, baby
Started off, started off, started, started
Started, started
And I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Oh, you and I will be like a couple of pandemics
Except with way more COVIDs than when we started off
Theaters lost. Streaming wins!
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