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Song Parodies -> "Counsel, Counsel (Revised)"

Original Song Title:

"Matchmaker, Matchmaker"

Original Performer:

Fiddler On The Roof

Parody Song Title:

"Counsel, Counsel (Revised)"

Parody Written by:

Tanner Todora

The Lyrics

Note: I decided to make a few new changes to the original “Counsel, Coundel” lyrics to match what went on during the “Matchmaker, Matchmaker” song/scene. Three liberals discuss their opinion on the Muller investigation and what answers to find.
Counsel, Counsel

Well this insanity needs to stop.
But you know you have to wait.... because well, you only live once. Not that I would discuss every day.

And time is patience.
But still, there’s no harm in telling what we wanna see.

[Music begins, Tim, Dean and Jen sings]
Counsel, Counsel
Catch us a catch
Find us a find
Make us a match!

Counsel, Counsel
I’ll help you find anything you need
You bring the orders,
I’ll supply the info, I’ve got worldly connections.
I’m willing to go to any means, to get what I seek to see.

For male victims,
Expose him as a true con man.
For female victims,
Expose him as a serial sexual predator !

As for me, well
I wouldn’t complain if
He’s exposed for committing
High treason and federal crimes!

Counsel, Counsel
Catch us a catch
Find us a find
Expose that rat!
Bring us the report
The public’s willing to see!

Since when are you into justice? When are you into politics? You’re more into TV shows.
[Jen chuckles]

And you, Jen, have your eyes on the pastor’s son.

Well why not? There’s only one pastor we know that doesn’t approve of Trump, and he has only one son.

And you’re part or the Resistance and a Christian , but also agree to be nice to even Trump supporters, right? Right.

[Grins, pretending to be Muller]

[To Jen, pretending she’s Nancy Pelosi]
Oh Madam Speaker,
Have I got news for you!
We found out his fixer commited illegal deals
He could flip, true?

Here’s what I advise
Have the House Judiciary Committee to persuade Cohen to testify!

[To Dean, pretending he is Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer]
Oh Minority Leader,
Have I found intel for you!
Matt Whittaker lied to Congress
This should send him to federal prison, yes?

Stay strong, because even though McConnell is Senate Majority Leader
You still can stand up to him
While Trump is too busy trying not to cry!

Counsel, Counsel
You know I’m too young
To get this excited and hopeful....

Up until this minute, I misunderstood
The power of voting, the power to decide!
A decision like this determines the fate of others
So am I really to blame?

[Tim and Jen]

Counsel Mueller,
Remember you once were a private citizen too
So it’s not that I’ve lost hope
it’s just that I’m terrified!

[Tim, Dean, and Jen]
This is why we need to start voting more in every election...
And we’ve learned that making the wrong decision
Can get a person burned!

So don’t catch me a catch
Don’t find me a find
Don’t indict
Until you’re sure you got everything you need
So this fake leader
Can’t walk away from betraying
Our good nation!

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alexander's ragtag band - March 07, 2019 - Report this comment
Mueller is old news. Isn't there a congressman who is you new poster boy?
Agrimorfee - March 14, 2019 - Report this comment
You shoulda wrote "Bob Mueller, Bob Mueller..." See how that matches nicely with the pacing? You could conceivably do the whole Fiddler On The Roof show about this topic...

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