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Song Parodies -> "Ambulating in a Winter Optimized-for-Wonder-Enhancement Land"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Felix Bernard

Parody Song Title:

"Ambulating in a Winter Optimized-for-Wonder-Enhancement Land"

Parody Written by:

Jim Webster

The Lyrics

Officially approved by the Committee for Language Approval Policies. So let's hear it for the CLAP!
Bells of Sleigh express themselves aurally, are you employing your listening resources?
In the outdoor transportation corridor, frozen water in hexagonal patterns is emitting reflected light
A visually stimulating image,
We’re experiencing meaningful fulfillment,
Ambulating in a Winter Optimized for-Wonder-Enhancement Land.
Redeployed in another location is the aviary creature of color blue
Here to remain static is the recently appearing aviary creature
It musically expresses a song of emotional needs
As we progress to our destination,
Ambulating in a Winter Optimized for-Wonder-Enhancement Land

In the flatland preserve we can facilitate the construction of a snowperson or snowperdaughter.
Then, through engaging in imaginative play, project that he or she is Parson or Perdaughter Brown
He or She’ll vocalize, Are you domestic partners?
We’ll vocalize, Our response is negative, person or perdaughter,
But you can be empowered to enable us when you’re in our community.

At a later time, we’ll engage in cooperative planning,
As we explore our psychological patterns by the unfortunately inefficient wood-burning device
To face fear-free (by acknowledging our true feelings)
The plans we have implemented,
Ambulating in a Winter Optimized for-Wonder-Enhancement Land.
Inappropriate comments will be forwarded to the proper authorities. © Jim Webster for the next 10,000 years

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Stan Hall - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This grand load of linguistic laughs' utter escewal of its source's render it enough original itself to have fivably "me[t] the pacing of the original."
Timmy1000 - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I tried sining along with the OS pacing, but I have to take breaths every once in a while. I still gave you 5's because it was so well written and so descriptive.
John Barry - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Pacing, schmacing. This is great!
LittleBearess - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
. . a'walkin' in my Winter Underwear, Tryin' to avoid the Big Hamm's Bear !
Fiddlegirl - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I am exhibiting outward manifestations, both aural and visual, of my inwardly-felt merriment! (In other words, LOL!) :)

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