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Song Parodies -> "Frozen Winter Hell"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Felix Bernard
Parody Song Title:
"Frozen Winter Hell"
Parody Written by:
Brave Sir Ronald
The Lyrics
A tribute to the Bay of fundy.
Slipped and fell on the drive-way
And broke my hip, just the other day.
I screamed out in pain:
"God, I need Novacaine!"
Living in a frozen winter Hell.
Stayed out late just the other night,
When I came in, I had frostbite.
I could have died of
Hypothermia,
Living in a frozen winter Hell.
Look, there goes my neighbour, Mrs. Melvin.
Her husband went out to get the mail,
He slipped and fell and slid under a snow-plow,
So we call her "Widow Melvin" now.
In the spring, when the rains come,
Everyone will throw a tantrum.
We'll curse, as we rush
through 3 feet of slush.
"God, I hate this frozen winter Hell."
And broke my hip, just the other day.
I screamed out in pain:
"God, I need Novacaine!"
Living in a frozen winter Hell.
Stayed out late just the other night,
When I came in, I had frostbite.
I could have died of
Hypothermia,
Living in a frozen winter Hell.
Look, there goes my neighbour, Mrs. Melvin.
Her husband went out to get the mail,
He slipped and fell and slid under a snow-plow,
So we call her "Widow Melvin" now.
In the spring, when the rains come,
Everyone will throw a tantrum.
We'll curse, as we rush
through 3 feet of slush.
"God, I hate this frozen winter Hell."
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i bow to the master
Good Job! So true!
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