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Song Parodies -> "Frozen Winter Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Felix Bernard

Parody Song Title:

"Frozen Winter Hell"

Parody Written by:

Brave Sir Ronald

The Lyrics

A tribute to the Bay of fundy.
Slipped and fell on the drive-way
And broke my hip, just the other day.
I screamed out in pain:
"God, I need Novacaine!"

Living in a frozen winter Hell.

Stayed out late just the other night,
When I came in, I had frostbite.
I could have died of
Hypothermia,

Living in a frozen winter Hell.

Look, there goes my neighbour, Mrs. Melvin.
Her husband went out to get the mail,
He slipped and fell and slid under a snow-plow,
So we call her "Widow Melvin" now.

In the spring, when the rains come,
Everyone will throw a tantrum.
We'll curse, as we rush
through 3 feet of slush.

"God, I hate this frozen winter Hell."

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who cares what my name is - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
i bow to the master
Joelle - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Job! So true!

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