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Song Parodies -> "My Twinkie Cravin'"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't Misbehavin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fats Waller

Parody Song Title:

"My Twinkie Cravin'"

Parody Written by:

metaphorsbwithu

The Lyrics

It's late, your main squeeze is calling you to bed, but you have someone else on your mind. Oh that Dolly Madison! How many relationships has she broken up? On the other hand, she sure has made misery a lot more palatable. Anyway, here's a little song about a guy who just can't resist Dolly's charms, especially her Twinkies, even if it means inviting the wrath of his own woman scorned.
MY TWINKIE CRAVIN'

I’ve got the munchies … checked on my shelf
No mood for crunchies … I’m dancing’ like an elf
My Twinkie Cravin’ … come fix all my nighttime blues

Snack box is winkin’ … it’s callin’ me
My eyes start blinkin’ … ‘cause, oh no! it’s empty as can be
Gotta Twinkie Cravin … what am I suppose to do?

Should I run to … all-night on the corner?
Streets are scary … baby, do I dare?
That sponge cake and crème are callin’ … so sweet, dear!

The clock says 12:10 … the numbers flash
It’s just a quick dash’n … I’m back with my little stash
My Twinkie Cravin … talkin' some sweet trash for you

(instrumental break)

Should I run to … the store on the corner?
Streets are scary … Baby, do I dare?
Your kisses are sweet babe I know … but Dolly! (she's so fine!)

The clock says 12:10 … the numbers flash
It’s just a quick dash’n … honey, do ya got some cash?
My Twinkie Cravin … riskin’ my love life for you

My Twinkie Cravin … I’m savin’ all my love for you!
You can listen to a Fats Waller version of the OS at the following link: Ain't Misbehavin'.

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Old Man Ribber - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Now we know what made Thomas Waller "Fats". Addictive parody at its best. ;D
Andy Primus - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I know the feeling
Fiddlegirl - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Boy, what some guys won't do for a little cream filling. ;)
Timmy1000 - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Should have had your twinkie cravin' instead having a twinkie cravin'
metaphorsbwithu - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
OMR - Thanks for the v/c. Fats does look like he loved the good life, doesn't he?

Andy - As do we all. I'm craving something sweet right now.

FG - I know. We are terrible, but how can we resist when we grow up surrounded by sugar and spice and everything nice. The upside of Twinkie addictions is that Twinkies have a very long shelf-life. :-)

Timmy1000 - Suzy Q's are pretty darn good too! :-D
alvin - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
dolly's OK but nobody doesn't like sara lee
Christie Marie M - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Sweet parody, Forsby! I got the biggest sweet tooth in America! Twinkies are my fave childhood snack! Take 555 more Twinkies!
metaphorsbwithu - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin - touché! you are right sir! :-D

Thanks Christie! Maybe that's why you come off so sweet yourself. Did you know that, should you find any of those childhood Twinkies lying around, they're still good to eat? :-D

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