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Song Parodies -> "He's Joaquin"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Walking"

Original Performer:

Fats Domino...later, by Ricky Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"He's Joaquin"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Golden Globe winner, and Academy award nominee, Joaquin (Pronounced, "Wah-Keen")Phoenix wrecked his car in L.A., on January 27...when his brakes failed. He was unhurt.
He's Joaquin, yes indeed
And he's talkin, he didn't bleed
But, he's walkin'
Cause he wrecked his car, you see
(Uh huh)

He's lucky as he can be,
He's callin' insurance company,
And he's hopin'
To drive eventually..

Nothin' he could do,
Cause the brakes ran dry
Rolled down the hill and did collide
Crashed in a car,
Flipped on top side
And he's really thankful
He didn't die..

He's Joaquin, yes indeed
And he's talkin, he didn't bleed
But, he's walkin'
Cause he wrecked his car, you see

He's Joaquin, yes indeed
And he's talkin, he didn't bleed
He's walkin'
Cause he wrecked his car, you see
(Uh, huh)

He's lucky as he can be
And callin' insurance company.
He's hopin'
To drive eventually

Nothin' he could do
When the brakes ran dry?
Rolled down the hill and did collide
Crashed in a car,
Flipped on top side
And he's really thankful
He didn't die..

He's Joaquin, yes, indeed
He's real clean...no booze or weed
Just hopin'
For wheels, eventually

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John Barry - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever punning. Your submissions get better and better, AFW.
alvin rhodes - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
yes...definitely the pun of the day
AFW - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to John and alvin...
John Jenkins - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Are you saying Joaquin was not given a sobriety test because the police knew he would have walked the line?
Red Ant - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thankfully he made out better than in 8mm.
AFW - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John and Red Ant...good lines, there
AFW - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, and John...news reports say no sign of drugs or alcohol...or, at least, By the time they got to Phoenix, he was sober.....
Rick C - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, as the others have said before me, you do get better all the time. I read your "Old Gang of Rhyme" too. Great job. I will be back soon. 555
Larry Hensley - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one, 5's

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