Mm Hm, Yee Haw, Uh huh, Uh huh
Mm Hm, Yee Haw, Uh huh, Uh huh

Walking Down the Street
Something Caught my eye
A Red-neck in a Pick-Up, A real average Guy
A middle Aged Guy
Who collects old Junk
Though I gotta Tell you, The Girls thought he was a hunk

I could see his Muffler on the back of his truck
He mustn't owned Rust-Free Rub on in sight. I walked right by
The Poor Guy didn't know
It sucks to be a Redneck,
An Average Joe

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Mm Hm, Yee Haw, Uh Huh
Oh Joe
Jet a Job Man
You are an
Average Joe

Your Wife is your sis
Take some and time adjust, your life is a Bass Boat
But you don't make a fuss
Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance
When your dog was hungry, man
You fed it your mom's pants
Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings
When your Boat gets a glitter finish, the other Joes Sing
In Jail for shootin' Sailsmen? "no" Yeah shure, that's right
You're an Average Joe

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First day of spring and by the looks of things these guys are going out to hunt
A little quick to shootin'
Wearing Camo shorts
And it's causin' me such distress
"Boom" deer is dead
shot in the heart
everybody come and get a look
I can see everything in the carcass, tearing organs with a hook
You better take a quick minute
Before you step on his lawn
And make sure he don't have guns
Or you'll get your bootys all filled with lead all bleeding out, No fun
Take these words of advise
Cuz it's not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Man don't shoot
I'm not taking you're loot
Watch out for
Average Joe

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