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Song Parodies -> "Average Joe"

Original Song Title:

"Camel Toe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fanny Pack

Parody Song Title:

"Average Joe"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi

The Lyrics

Ok, my friend forced me to listen to the original song, and It wasn't exactly what I wanted to hear...~And so I made this parody.Special Thanx to Katie Allen
Mm Hm, Yee Haw, Uh huh, Uh huh
Mm Hm, Yee Haw, Uh huh, Uh huh

Walking Down the Street
Something Caught my eye
A Red-neck in a Pick-Up, A real average Guy
A middle Aged Guy
Who collects old Junk
Though I gotta Tell you, The Girls thought he was a hunk

I could see his Muffler on the back of his truck
He mustn't owned Rust-Free Rub on in sight. I walked right by
The Poor Guy didn't know
It sucks to be a Redneck,
An Average Joe

[chorus]
Mm Hm, Yee Haw, Uh Huh
Oh Joe
Jet a Job Man
You are an
Average Joe

Your Wife is your sis
Take some and time adjust, your life is a Bass Boat
But you don't make a fuss
Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance
When your dog was hungry, man
You fed it your mom's pants
Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings
When your Boat gets a glitter finish, the other Joes Sing
In Jail for shootin' Sailsmen? "no" Yeah shure, that's right
You're an Average Joe

[chorus]

First day of spring and by the looks of things these guys are going out to hunt
A little quick to shootin'
Wearing Camo shorts
And it's causin' me such distress
"Boom" deer is dead
shot in the heart
everybody come and get a look
I can see everything in the carcass, tearing organs with a hook
You better take a quick minute
Before you step on his lawn
And make sure he don't have guns
Or you'll get your bootys all filled with lead all bleeding out, No fun
Take these words of advise
Cuz it's not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Man don't shoot
I'm not taking you're loot
Watch out for
Average Joe

[chorus]

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Rick D - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't understand this. Maybe "Camel Toe" has a meaning different from the one I know: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/elo1.shtml
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah that's what it means... Unfortunately. Mabey you misunderstood, the original song is Camel Toe, the Parody is Average Joe
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Peter... Shut Up, I know your a perv and your proud.
blow torch - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
sorry
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
It's mighty fine Peter. You just gotta stop reminding me. And stop bringing it up here, your gonna get inopropriate comment reports, I almost did one, but your my friend so I decided not to
blow torch - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks
blow torch - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait a minuet does that just get rid of the comment or am I band from this sight somehow?
Mr. Je Ne sais Quoi - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't think they can ban you if all you do is comment. They could probably ban you from the message boards if your a member. Your not a memeber if all you do is keep coming here and typing blow torch in the name section

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