-> "Eat"
Original Song Title:
"Cry"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Eat"
Parody Written by:
Ray B.
The Lyrics
if i had two teeth, i could bite into a steak
but since i have none, i have live with this mistake
if i had new teeth for just one moment in time
Maybe All this nightmare,Could end With Me-eat Yea-yeah
And i'll eat forever never being hungry
i'll pretend that i starved,and you'll come a runnning
i got those dentures i needed so bad
and i'll eat until i get fat
if my caps could be filled,baby it wouldn't hurt as much
and i'd put them in my mouth,and clip them together yeah
and you'd cry,cause i, ate everything of yours in site
and all you'll find is Your Twinkie Wrappers Stacked Up Kinda Ni--ce Yea--Yeah
And i'll eat forever never being hungry
i'll pretend that i starved,and you'll come a runnning
i got those dentures i needed so bad
and i'll eat until i get fat
Give that Up Chunky you don't need it at all
no one's gonna save ya because we're not in a public hall
that's a real nice sandwhich, let me have it tonight
i'm not going to get i just think it's looks Ni--ce yeah yeah
And i'll eat forever never being hungry
i'll pretend that i starved,and you'll come a runnning
i got those dentures i needed so bad
and i'll eat until i get fat---Yeah
Eat until i get fat ---- woah woa
I'll eat Until i get fat yeah
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