Tariff man, tariff man, I’m gonna be a tariff man

I’m gonna threaten an old lapdog
I’m gonna get Xi, make him pay
Then, I’ll make him earn a truce
I’m confronting all the way
That’s designed for strife you see
I will sling some misery and as a

Tariff man, tariff man, I’m on a spree as a tariff man

I’m gonna tweet out with no warning
Oh yeah, with the trade war won
My cult’ll say, might even hail
Make ‘em pay, it’s fun
I think I will boldly bluff
I’ll stun with fear as I’m acting gruff a–like a

Tariff man, tariff man, don’t even plea, I’m a tariff man

I’ll spook that commie fool, salivating my mouth will foam
He’s gonna feel my gritty hiss
I’m gonna tweet it in a bliss
I am sublime, I know, base kiss-a-me and adore
Xi’s gonna have some drear and buy, I’ll shine and a-bask in glow
That’s the blinding knife I’ll wield
Ah – so I’ll fling an added fee and I’m a

Tariff man, tariff man, I am a gleeful tariff man

And every slime I know, they gonna dis-a-me, know the score
They’re gonna dread the smear of this guy, whine, aghast in woe
That’s the kind of strife they’ll see, tariff’s like an added fee from a

Tariff man, tariff man, I’m on a spree as a tariff man
Tariff man, tariff man, I am a gleeful tariff man
Tariff man, tariff man, tariff man.