Song Parodies -> "I Cannot Beat Her (Ode To The Female Wrestler)"

Original Song Title:

"How Can I Meet Her"

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Original Performer:

"I Cannot Beat Her (Ode To The Female Wrestler)"

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The Lyrics

I just can't get her down and yet she knows it
She walks away and on her way she knows it
I hate the way she tells me so
But theres one thing she gotta know
Although I can't wrestle her down
I gotta beat her

I get her pinned down right in the sixteenth round
But I dont think that I can wrestle her down
She knows herself but she dont care
But if she kills me I know where
To call her up, on her number
I gotta beat her

SPOKEN: She's in love with herself
You know the kind
Always staying on air

I think that she thinks she's some Mona Lisa
But she's got fans all over the world to please her
This is such a mystery
How she don't do a thing to me
I've killed her now
But what do I do
Now I cannot beat her

I cannot beat her
I cannot beat her

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