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Song Parodies -> "Speed Daters"

Original Song Title:

"Speed Racer TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Speed Daters"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Jon inspired this one!
Here they come, here come speed daters
2 minutes of deals and appeals
He's a horndog and she's gonna be chasing after someone
He's mentally undressing her while she thinks of Mr. Right
Rating her against the next 5
And though the odds are against them, they might just make it work
You can bet your life speed daters know just what to do

Go speed daters
Go speed daters
Go speed daters, go!

Time's up and flying as they try another smart comeback
The pressure's on to be bold and yet they must use tact
A sudden flirt turns into bed!!!

Go speed daters
Go speed daters
Go speed daters, go!

Some guys just lookin' for a 'ho'!!!
Some gals a Sugar Daddy with some dough!!!

Switch! Go!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 20

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 5   19

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Peter Andersson - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
I get what this is about but I also get images in my head of Mad Max and Furiosa getting it on, possibly my mind needs some br(e)akes - I'll take fivefivefive.
Jonathan - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
well Thanks Rob but if it was my "Speed Dater" parody that inspired this one then technically you inspired yourself! after all you DID suggest writing that one to me! 455
Rob Arndt - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, but I meant your last use of the OS "Speed Racer!" I totally forgot the other one! What can we use that OS for next? "Speed Skater?"
Jonathan - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
^ ehh could be!

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