-> "Lori, Lori, Lori is Gonna Turn Someone into a Human Pretzel"
Original Song Title:
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Even Stevens (Disney)
Parody Song Title:
"Lori, Lori, Lori is Gonna Turn Someone into a Human Pretzel"
Parody Written by:
Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln is going in someone's bedroom
Just to start his revolution
But, but, but, but
Lola and Lana try to stop him.
They, they, they catch him
As he is speeding in the hallway
And gave him a traffic ticket
"If we catch you speeding again, you're going downtown!"
He, he, he dances his way into the bathroom
And respects his privacy when Lori kicks him out
While talking on her phone so she accidentally steps on his goggles
"LORI! YOU DIRT BAG!"
She's, she's, she's about to turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
For writing a letter which says "Why Lori is the worst sister ever?"
Now she's literally upset most of the time as she's about to yell
"LINCOLN! WHAT IS THIS?!" and "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA-"
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