I'm now smart! I'm now wise!
I just won the old Nobel Peace Prize!
And what's best? Puff my chest!
My poll results have just gone up!

I'm beloved! I'm the man!
Now I'll push through my public health plan.
Go my way, or you'll pay!
My poll results have just gone up!

My new numbers - start their upward reaches.
No more bummers - I can give even more speeches!

Run the banks! Cap and trade!
Now that I'm up my program is made.
Raise your tax - to the max!
Run the debt - higher yet!
My table's set and now I'm gonna sup,
Because my poll results that were dropping have finally gone up!

(Instrumental break)

I'll name more czars - that you cannot remove!
I'll reach the stars - Michelle's love god has found his groove!

Here it Comes! My health care!
And I'm gonna kick Fox off the air!
I'm the Don! I'm the boss
That you folks must not cross!
And now I'll drain my brimming vict'ry cup!

I'll make-socialized welfare state! Take over industry!
Indoctrinate the kids! Bow to our enemies!
Tax working folks to death! Be president for life!
(Pause)
Now that...
My falling poll numbers finally are now going up!