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Song Parodies -> "No Days Are Like Snow Days"

Original Song Title:

"No Business like Show Business"

Original Performer:

Ethel Merman

Parody Song Title:

"No Days Are Like Snow Days"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh, No Days Are Like Snow Days,
They're like no days are, I know
Stayin' home from school becomes a party
A sweet surprise that's like a Christmas gift
Briskly diving are Denise and Marty,
All hale and hearty,
.. in that snow drift

Kid's fun steepens
When snow deepens
And they pray it won't stop...
Times to build a snowman or sled down a hill
Their winter fantasies to fulfill
And tho' it's two above with ten below windchill
They'll play, on in the snow..

The postman, policeman, the grocer, the clerk
On snowy days aren't happy men, because
They don't get the day off, they all have to work
While outdoors' with their kids they wish they was...
(Because...) cuz,

No Days Are Like Snow Days Are
When high blizzard winds blow
Snow ball fights erupt between the girls and boys
Squeals and laughter, yield tons of noise
But, nothing else can match
What each young heart enjoys..
Let's go, on with the snow

Let's go, on with the snow


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Yoidy - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Fresh and inviting, like a snow day!
alvin rhodes - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i live in so cal...all i can ever get is "sno-cone days"...5s
2Eagle - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
The last time Burbank had a snow day was in 1949. I bet the high school kids have more time to um.....well, you know......
AFW - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys
crazy8snake - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I can hear my son singing this one.

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