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Song Parodies -> "Lottery"

Original Song Title:

"Polite"

Original Performer:

Erika de Casier

Parody Song Title:

"Lottery"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song all about the lottery.
I can't losing it
You're on my mind and that's a lottery ball
But you can't touch 'fore you say win
I don't know what you heard about me
I can't losing it
You're on my mind and that's a lottery time
But you can't touch 'fore you say please
I don't know what you heard about me

Might seem a little strange, but that's how I want it
I see I got you billion-tied 'cause you're looking all winning
You gotta have some manners if you wanna win with me
Know how to get down and you know what I mean
You say they all want you, but you're not that winning
Come on, calm down, no need to lie now
Why you gotta talk about the other ones you won?
It's like, look around it's just you and me

When you talk, you don't show a lot of tickets (No tickets)
It might work with them, but I don't like it (Nuh-uh)
Such a winner I thought you were so nice
If you wanna be my type, you better start being lottery

I can't losing it
You're on my mind and that's a big win for you
But you can't roll 'fore you say please
I don't know what you heard about me
I can't deny it
You're on my mind and that's a big win time
But you can't touch 'fore you say please
I don't know what you heard about me

I took you on a winner in a restaurant
Then you're rude to the winning time, like, what is up?
I already told you I don't like that
There won't be a next time if you win this up
You go on and on and on and on
About how much you have and how much you've grown
Well I don't see how 'cause it doesn't lose
It seems crazy to me that you don't know

When you talk, you don't show a lot of wins (No loss)
It might work with them, but I will like it (Nuh-uh)
Such a winner I thought you were so nice
If you wanna be my type, you better start getting lottery

I can't losing it
You're on my mind and that's a big win time
But you can't spin 'fore you say please
I don't know what you looked about me
I can't deny it
You're on my mind and that's a big win for you
But you can't touch 'fore you say please
I don't know what you heard about me

I can't losing it
I can't losing it
I see you wanna win with me, be with me
Please me, then be real with me
Better go lottery if you wanna win with me, yeah
Leave with me, be with me
Please me, then be win with me
Better go lottery if you wanna win with me
We had won all lottery tickets.

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