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Song Parodies -> "Have I Told You Lately That I'm Late, Lee?"

Original Song Title:

"Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Have I Told You Lately That I'm Late, Lee?"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon@aol.com

The Lyrics

(A mama-to-be on the warpath)

Have I Told You Lately, That I'm Late, Lee?
Better buy cigars and take a bow
Have I Told You Lately, a paternity I'm filing
Well, Daddy, I'm tellin' you now..

Have I Told You Lately, That I'm Late, Lee?
Was that Trojan pin holed in the bow?
Did I tell you it's a boy, Lee Junior, lawyer's callin'
Well, Daddy, I'm tellin' you now..

Don't try to hop that plane, or leave the city
You must reap the harvest when you plow
Oh, Have I Told You Lately, That I'm Late, Lee?
Well, Daddy, I'm tellin' you now..

Don't try to hop that plane, or leave the city
Just send cash and smooth your wrinkled brow
Oh, Have I Told You Lately, That I'm Late, Lee?
Well, Daddy, I'm tellin' you now

Yeah, Daddy, I'm tellin' you now...





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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Ravyn Rant - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hate TOS, thanks for writing tolerable lyrics! 5s for you!
alvin rhodes - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
have i told you i've givin' ya fives
Arwen - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! Very funny...not what I was expecting...I am late for work every damned day, so I was ready to adopt this as my new theme song...but alas...it does not (thankfully) apply...=) GREAT job!!
carol - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ooops! three late 5's
AFW - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ravyn, alvin, Arwen, and Carol
John Jenkins - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't you just hate pin holed Trojans? Very good title and parody.
AFW - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John
Rex - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This is good. I would have left a comment sooner, but I had to finish my plowing.

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