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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Blue"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Christmas"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Christmas Blue"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
The season's blue
This year without you
Completely blue
Learning about you
I found photos, I swear
Of some guy - with you there
Holding the teddy
I gave you - yes, your bear
My party's blue
Drinking to blank you
My weekend's blue
Wond'ring who'll spank you
All your e-mail's marked red
Wish I'd blacked out instead
My holiday's blue, blue this year
Your present's blue
Burn what I sent ya
Your sister's blue
Me, I'm magenta
Hurts so much that you'd lie
'Bout that dickhead that I
Imagine you blue
For
Christmas
This year without you
Completely blue
Learning about you
I found photos, I swear
Of some guy - with you there
Holding the teddy
I gave you - yes, your bear
My party's blue
Drinking to blank you
My weekend's blue
Wond'ring who'll spank you
All your e-mail's marked red
Wish I'd blacked out instead
My holiday's blue, blue this year
Your present's blue
Burn what I sent ya
Your sister's blue
Me, I'm magenta
Hurts so much that you'd lie
'Bout that dickhead that I
Imagine you blue
For
Christmas
Now sing it out loud.
© 2004+ My Parody's Blue
© 2004+ My Parody's Blue
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5's for using the word "Magenta" in a parody. Oh, and I liked the rest too. ; )
Yeah...I get this a lot...but don't worry, you'll get over me eventually, Spaff...
Thanx, Sisters Kicksass & Evenstar. Right now I'm thinking of you two - and your bear.
...Your spectacular bear.
Hope this wasn't a real-life vent song, Spaff. Also hope the other guy wasn't Tech Support Fred.
as you pointed out, the only blue thing about xmas in Oz is the skies - actually I DKTOS but 555 is hardwired for your stuff, spaff
funny parody, but i'd see a doc about the magentaness...5s
Thanx, Stevenagh & Stuartiste. As usual, only the un-red comment's blue.
(Is anybody getting this yet?)
(Is anybody getting this yet?)
Ah, I recall the town of Alvin, where the wintertime Road's always blue...
I think the other guy was an elf gone wild. Very well done, Spaff.
3 nickels for your nickelodeon.
Thanx, Johnkins & Grandmaster Mel. [Insert another "blue" pun here.]
Mustve missed this! LOL 555!
Thanx, Jackie. This New Year's storm's blue.
...anyone? anyone? Bueller? (sigh) oh well, it's up to me then. THIS SONG BLUE ME AWAY!
And someone FINALLY gets it. Bless you, Stevenagh. For the record, I checked and found that from you, no comment's blue.
I'm Blue, Obba dee, Obba die!!!
St Matthias: Eiffel 65? Their song's blue. Really blue.
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