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Song Parodies -> "Feng Shui Blues"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Suede Shoes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Feng Shui Blues"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Well, it costs lost o' money,
All for the show
But what's the point, really?
I don't know
But don't take the mick o' my Feng Shui Blues
You can say anything but don't laugh at my Feng Shui Blues
Well, you can pick up my rug
Make a big space
Move all my chairs
All over the place.
Put anything where you want it to be, but uh-uh,
Honey, don't mess with Feng Shui
No don't take the mick o' my Feng Shui Blues
You can say anything but don't laugh at my Feng Shui Blues
Take over my house,
Drink my beer
I didn't want it
It was her idea
Say anything, but better not scoff, or uh-uh,
Honey, you can "Feng Shui" off
No don't take the mick o' my Feng Shui Blues
You can say anything but don't laugh at my Feng Shui Blues
All for the show
But what's the point, really?
I don't know
But don't take the mick o' my Feng Shui Blues
You can say anything but don't laugh at my Feng Shui Blues
Well, you can pick up my rug
Make a big space
Move all my chairs
All over the place.
Put anything where you want it to be, but uh-uh,
Honey, don't mess with Feng Shui
No don't take the mick o' my Feng Shui Blues
You can say anything but don't laugh at my Feng Shui Blues
Take over my house,
Drink my beer
I didn't want it
It was her idea
Say anything, but better not scoff, or uh-uh,
Honey, you can "Feng Shui" off
No don't take the mick o' my Feng Shui Blues
You can say anything but don't laugh at my Feng Shui Blues
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Excellent! (I mean, really, what more is there to say?) 5's.
One of those "damn, I wish I'd thought of that!" moments. But it wouldn't have been nearly as good....555
This parody has excellent ch'i, is simple and uncluttered. ;-)
Did you got that from Cowboy Bebop?
Phil, good job. 5's - I've always been a little disappointed that "Feng Shui" isn't pronounced the way it appears - "Feng Shoo-ey", because then the Kingsmen's mostly incoherent hit "Louie-Louie" could be used to parody it. It would be a very good match in my opinion.
Another little piece of brilliance, Phil! 555. (Cripes, I hope I arranged those 5's right . . .)
Hey, Phil...I've just noticed.." lost o' money"?? Was that a freudian slip, or can you really not spell? :-)
Well done, Phil.
Kristof, I can spell but do get the occasional tyop...
funny as hell,phil...i'm picturing elvis trying to feng shui the jungle room
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