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Song Parodies -> "Feng Shui Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Suede Shoes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Feng Shui Blues"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Well, it costs lost o' money,
All for the show
But what's the point, really?
I don't know

But don't take the mick o' my Feng Shui Blues
You can say anything but don't laugh at my Feng Shui Blues

Well, you can pick up my rug
Make a big space
Move all my chairs
All over the place.

Put anything where you want it to be, but uh-uh,
Honey, don't mess with Feng Shui

No don't take the mick o' my Feng Shui Blues
You can say anything but don't laugh at my Feng Shui Blues

Take over my house,
Drink my beer
I didn't want it
It was her idea

Say anything, but better not scoff, or uh-uh,
Honey, you can "Feng Shui" off

No don't take the mick o' my Feng Shui Blues
You can say anything but don't laugh at my Feng Shui Blues

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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EmiLoca - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! (I mean, really, what more is there to say?) 5's.
Kristof Robertson - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
One of those "damn, I wish I'd thought of that!" moments. But it wouldn't have been nearly as good....555
MasonR - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody has excellent ch'i, is simple and uncluttered. ;-)
Idiot Finder - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Did you got that from Cowboy Bebop?
Paul Robinson - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, good job. 5's - I've always been a little disappointed that "Feng Shui" isn't pronounced the way it appears - "Feng Shoo-ey", because then the Kingsmen's mostly incoherent hit "Louie-Louie" could be used to parody it. It would be a very good match in my opinion.
Stray Pooch - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Another little piece of brilliance, Phil! 555. (Cripes, I hope I arranged those 5's right . . .)
Kristof Robertson - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Phil...I've just noticed.." lost o' money"?? Was that a freudian slip, or can you really not spell? :-)
John Jenkins - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Phil.
Phil Alexander - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof, I can spell but do get the occasional tyop...
alvin rhodes - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
funny as hell,phil...i'm picturing elvis trying to feng shui the jungle room

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