Song Parodies -> "Little Sisters"

Original Song Title:

"Little Sister"

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"Little Sisters"

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The Lyrics

well, i've seen some real big sisters
yet, these stand kinda low
i think that its dandy
it must come in handy
when they're kneel down close to the floor

little sisters...so cute
little sisters...so cute
little sisters... they're so cute and undersize
their lives are sanctified
god's will be done
little sisters prove that dwarves can grow up to be nuns

everywhere i see wee sisters
they're no taller than a pew
don't mean that they're feeble
they'll be fightin' evil
that's the kinda work they do

little sisters...so cute
little sisters...so cute
little sisters... they're so cute and undersize
their lives are sanctified
god's will be done
little sisters prove that dwarves can grow up to be nuns

well, they pull on tiny wimples
and little habit robes
but they stopped a-growin'
these nuns are barely showin'
three foot tall from head to toe

little sisters...so cute
little sisters...so cute
little sisters... they're so cute and undersize
their lives are sanctified
god's will be done
little sisters prove that dwarves can grow up to be nuns
little sisters prove that dwarves can grow up to be nuns

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Meriadoc - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin you are soooo bizarre! ;-D

Michael Pacholek - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

It took me a minute to realize this wasn't a song about R. Kelly's preferences. Just because it's really funny, doesn't mean you're not still a sicko. After all, a sick mind is a terrible thing to waste.

True Confessionals - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Tonight's Headlines: Hobbits in habits . . . Monks sworn to vow of silence tell all . . .Ex-nuns kick the habit . . . Catholic school nun beat to death with ruler - Assailants claim they were only aiming for her knuckles . . . and finally, Did Mother Superior really jump the gun? . . . Film at eleven (and nun too soon).

alvin rhodes - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

thank you all for examining the ramblings of a clearly disturbed person

Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin - I'm glad to have some competition in the "Most Demented" category. Hold out your hand for a good smacking of 5's with a half-sized ruler.

alvin rhodes - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks paul...these sisters would have to rap your ANKLES !

Paul Robinson - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin - Unless they tied you down like Gulliver...think of it, Miniature Nun S&M...if there's a Hell surely I've earned a place in it for that thought.

Peregrin - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment

I found this by clicking on the 'random' button. I have to admit that for the first paragraph I thought it was heading in a whole different direction!

alvin - June 22, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks paul and peregrin....i don't think i've actually ever seen a dwarf nun...but they HAVE to be out there somewhere

LilCatLicker - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment

Being a product of the Catholic school system . . . I loved this cute ditty! They'd drink to this one in Ireland, Sir Alvin !

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