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Song Parodies -> "Bondage Bear"

Original Song Title:

"Teddy Bear"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Bondage Bear"

Parody Written by:

gary madison

The Lyrics

Presenting The
King Of R&R
And BD&SM!!

Singing

"Bondage Bear"

VERSE
Baby let me be,
your little bondage ear,
Kick me in the jimmy hard,
And pluck my pubic hairs,

Oh let me be
Oh let me be,,,,Your, Bondage Bear!!

BRIDGE
I dont want to be a dominant
Cause dominants are so rough
I dont want to be submissive,
Cause them sissies they get smacked way,
Too Muuuuuuuuuuuewuuuch!!

VERSE
I just want to be,
Your bondage bear,
Put your high heel shoes back on,
And stomp me if you dare,

Oh let me be,
Oh let me be,,Your, Bondage Bear!!

VERSE
Baby let me be,
Your loveslave every night,
Put your cigarettes out on me,
And beat me half the night,

Oh let me be,
Oh let me be, Your, Bondage Bear!!


BRIDGE
I dont want to be a dominant
Cause dominants are so rough
I dont want to be submissive,
Cause them sissies they get smacked way,
Too Muuuuuuuuuuuewuuuch!!

VERSE
I just want to be,
Your bondage bear,
Hit me, beat me, treat me bad,
Just dont mess up my hair

Oh let me be,
Oh let me be,,Your, Bondage Bear!!
Oh let me be,
Oh let me be,,Your, Bondage Beeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrr!!


I just want you to kick me hard down there!!

Ouch me,,
Ouch me very nuch!!!

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