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Song Parodies -> "Round Hog"
Original Song Title:
"Hound Dog"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Round Hog"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Plump is nothing but a round hog
Eating all the time
He is nothing but a pound hog
Scarfing all the time
Well, he would eat a live rabbit
He’s sure no friend of mine
They say he has a big ass
Well, that is no lie
He ranks a bit behind Taft
239 was a lie
He would eat a bowl of maggots
He’s sure no friend of mine
Eating all the time
He is nothing but a pound hog
Scarfing all the time
Well, he would eat a live rabbit
He’s sure no friend of mine
They say he has a big ass
Well, that is no lie
He ranks a bit behind Taft
239 was a lie
He would eat a bowl of maggots
He’s sure no friend of mine
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eeL is a mere log to Plump. eeL loved him!
eeL postulates that on average, the weight of US right-wingers is higher than the weight of US Dems.
eeL deaL has never seen Illinois' Governor J.B. Pritzker, or "Baron Harkonnen" as we on the right like to call him.
EAT SH!T!
>>>eeL postulates that on average, the weight of US right-wingers is higher than the weight of US Dems.========================================================================Setting aside the pejorative use of "right-winger," methinks eeL gives not proper consideration to the left having more ladies than the right.
Well, I supposed the left has more "ladies" if by "ladies" you mean "ladies of the night."
Actually, not that I don't think you already know this, but I was referring to a sub-group of people who would drive down the "average weight" of any group of people they belonged to. I could have said "women," except the Supreme Court refuses to define that word.
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