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Song Parodies -> "P.C. Protection Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Suede Shoes"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"P.C. Protection Blues"

Parody Written by:

Gregory Blake

The Lyrics

What if Computers had been invented in 1956?
Here's one for my ""P.C."
Two to make you "Go."
Three to get "Ready."
Now "Go, Cat, Go!".
But "Don't Ya'" "Touch'" my "P.C", "Fool!"
You can do anything,
But don't "Mess" with my "P.C.", "Dude!"

I'll knock you down and "Format Your Face".
I'll "Defrag" your ass all over the place!
I'll hide all my files with "Encryption" too,
Just to keep you away from my "P.C.", "Fool!".

So "Don't Ya'" "Touch" my "P.C.", "Dude!".
You can do anything,
But don't "Mess" with my "P.C.", "Fool!".

You can "Pack Your Bags",
And "Jump in Your Car!"
Attempt to "Haul Ass!"
But you won't get "Far!".
I'll "Track You Down!" in a second "Flat"
And "Stomp Your Head" like the shape of a "Stamp!".

(Repeat Chorus)

Well, it's "P.C. Protection Blues", "Honey!"
"P.C. Protection Blues", "Baby!"
"P.C. Protection Blues", "Sugar!".
"P.C. Protection Blues!".
You can do anything,
But don't "Mess" with my "Hard Drive". "Dude!".

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