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Song Parodies -> "Assist err"

Original Song Title:

"Teddy Bear"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Assist err"

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The Lyrics

Unwanted app you see?, I'm assist scan for err
Pure attain throught the net, and cleansing everywhere
Oh let me be ( oh let him be)
Your assist err
Now don't want to be your blighter
Cause bliders aren't good stuff
And don't think that I am a liar
Cause liars are another no go stuf
Infect and cleanee, your assist err
Expert claimed to help like heck any time anywhere
Oh get this geek ( oh get this geek)
Out of my hair
Yet he pleads to be, abound through every night
Run his device says no err
And muddle far from sight
As yet to see (as yet to see)
Your assist err
I'd do better with a geiger
Cacse physics aien't my stuff
I don't need to contact live men
Cause live men ain't the kind of device stu uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uff
Away from me, out of my hair
Put a chain around his neck, and drag him off of here
Oh get this geek ( oh get this geek) out of my hair
Oh get this geek ( oh get this geek) out of my hair
Bye just leave me be get out of my hair (shew)

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