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Song Parodies -> "Guns In School"

Original Song Title:

"Don’t Be Cruel"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Guns In School"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Rush Limbaugh and various FOX News pundits have been saying the only way to prevent violence in schools is for the teachers to carry guns.
Rush thinks that it’s too bad
That school is a DMZ
It really makes him sad
‘Cause he thinks there should be
Guns in school
That’s the thing to do

Teachers should be packing heat
Janitor should as well
Man, that’d be so sweet
If they act out William Tell
Guns in school
That’s the thing to do
That’s how you keep kids safe
Tote AK’s, so the bad guys
You can strafe

Lunch lady’s feeling so blue
The kitchen’s full of rats
Just give her a Glock o’ two
That would take care of that
Guns in school
That’s the thing to do
Teach pre-teens fightin’ skills
Then they won’t have to fear their gettin’ killed

Hey now, while we’re at it
The school should have a barbed-wire fence
Rebuild it like a bunker
Wouldn’t that make perfect sense
Guns in school
That’s the thing to do
Let’s end the gun-free zone
Instead protect the place with combat drones

Guns in school
That’s the thing to do
Guns in school
That’s the thing to do
A dress code is our norm
Let’s give each kid a Kevlar uniform

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - February 22, 2018 - Report this comment
There are more murders in homes than in schools. Children should have guns to protect themselves from parents and partners of parents. There are more children molested by teachers than shot in school. Children should have guns to protect themselves from teachers.
Bob Mueller - February 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Go back to Russia, Alex.
Michelle - February 22, 2018 - Report this comment
People have abused the Second Amendment to death. Automatic weapons have no place in our society and hunting is equally barbaric. The only thing we can do to logically solve the gun problem is take them away. I don't trust anyone with a gun, and certainly not around my children. Even a cop should turn in his gun after his shift. That's my opinion. I'm a proud Democrat too. Republicans are wicked people bought by the gun lobby. They are warmongers and hate spewers. Look at our nation now. And Trump just does nothing. He's bought. The future is women. No more guns, no more war. Just peace and love. Peace out.
Llyros - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Traitors have abused the Second Amendment to death. Gun grabbers have no place in our society and Communism is equally barbaric. The only thing we can do to logically solve the gun problem is outlaw Democrats. I don't trust any left-wingers, and certainly not around my children. Even a children should be trained how to use guns against the totalitarian left. That's my opinion. I'm a proud Republican too. Democrats are evil bigots owned by George Soros. They are child abusers and goose-steppers. Look at our nation now. And Trump doesn't have to do anything. They're beclowning themselves. The future is libertarians. No more leftards, no more fascism. Just peace and love. Liberty and justice for all.
Democrats = Traitors - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Go back to Venezuela, Michelle.
Armed Society = Polite Society - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
It wouldn't hurt to put all the goose-stepping gun-grabbing gestapo ghouls of the left in straight jackets and ban them from voting too.
V Putin - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Well put, comrades! Keep up the good work!

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