Rush thinks that it’s too bad
That school is a DMZ
It really makes him sad
‘Cause he thinks there should be
Guns in school
That’s the thing to do

Teachers should be packing heat
Janitor should as well
Man, that’d be so sweet
If they act out William Tell
Guns in school
That’s the thing to do
That’s how you keep kids safe
Tote AK’s, so the bad guys
You can strafe

Lunch lady’s feeling so blue
The kitchen’s full of rats
Just give her a Glock o’ two
That would take care of that
Guns in school
That’s the thing to do
Teach pre-teens fightin’ skills
Then they won’t have to fear their gettin’ killed

Hey now, while we’re at it
The school should have a barbed-wire fence
Rebuild it like a bunker
Wouldn’t that make perfect sense
Guns in school
That’s the thing to do
Let’s end the gun-free zone
Instead protect the place with combat drones

Guns in school
That’s the thing to do
Guns in school
That’s the thing to do
A dress code is our norm
Let’s give each kid a Kevlar uniform