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Song Parodies -> "Returned To Lennie"
Original Song Title:
"Return to Sender"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Returned To Lennie"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
So check it out, I was trying to enter the "Ten O'clock Postman" competition, when the damnedest thing happened. I really am at a loss for words to describe it. So hey, I guess I'll have to use my abilities as a song parodist
Returned to Lennie .. Returned to Lennie
I sent an entry for the "Postman"
I thought I'd join the back
Bright and early next morning
They sent my entry back
And they wrote upon it
Returned to Lennie
Pacing unsound
Not much subbing
Try next round
They are a close group
These dudes are tight
I tried to join up
But I keep receiving this slight
So I sent an E-mail to the website
Straight to Chuckie G
Bright and early this morning
He E-mailed back to me
He wrote upon it
Returned to Lennie
Access unsound
No back channel
Try next round
This time I'll do another end run
Send it to my buddy Ag
And if he punts the thing .. straight back to me
Man, my spirits will sag
If he writes upon it ..
Returned to Lennie
Ag-cess not found
Talk to K1chyd
Not my round
Returned to Lennie!
Returned to Lennie!!
Returned to Lennie!!!
I sent an entry for the "Postman"
I thought I'd join the back
Bright and early next morning
They sent my entry back
And they wrote upon it
Returned to Lennie
Pacing unsound
Not much subbing
Try next round
They are a close group
These dudes are tight
I tried to join up
But I keep receiving this slight
So I sent an E-mail to the website
Straight to Chuckie G
Bright and early this morning
He E-mailed back to me
He wrote upon it
Returned to Lennie
Access unsound
No back channel
Try next round
This time I'll do another end run
Send it to my buddy Ag
And if he punts the thing .. straight back to me
Man, my spirits will sag
If he writes upon it ..
Returned to Lennie
Ag-cess not found
Talk to K1chyd
Not my round
Returned to Lennie!
Returned to Lennie!!
Returned to Lennie!!!
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Second line -- I mistakenly spelled the last word in that line by starting it with the voiced bilabial stop "b", as opposed to its identically articulated, UNVOICED, matched-pair plosive "p". Accordingly, the aforereferenced line-ending word should be "pack", with its unmistakeable allusion to in-groups such as "Rat Pack" or "wolfpack" as opposed to "back", which alludes to absolutely nothing ....... Thank you for your patience as I cleared that up, and I do apologize for that error
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