Song Parodies -> "Return to Santa"

Original Song Title:

"Return to Sender"

Original Performer:

"Return to Santa"

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The Lyrics

This came to mind after a friend complained about a grandchild being a little ungrateful after receiving a nice expensive present from him

Return to Santa ... Return to Santa

I bought a pony for my grandchild
Give her a Christmas thrill
But when she saw it that morning
She whined in a voice so shrill
She said about it

Return to Santa
Address North Pole
Just wrong color
Gramps, you're old
She is quite spoiled
Her mother's brat
I said "Just pet it", but
She shrieks "Just send him back"

So then I brought out her new bracelet
Bought it from Tiffany
With an eye roll and some scorning
She threw it right back at me
She spat upon it

Return to Santa
Address North Pole
What's with silver?
Wanted gold

This time I'm gonna take her new pup
And put it in her hand
And if she starts up like a whiny ingrate
Her bottom might get tanned
Not fond of hearing

Return to Santa
Address North Pole
Like her mother
It's getting old

Return to Stork-ah
Return to Stork-ah
Return to Stork-ah

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