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Song Parodies -> "End Times Hotel"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreak Hotel"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"End Times Hotel"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Think I'll take one last ride on the "Horny Sigourney" carousel and I'll have co- .. Uhh, I mean I'll be done.
Well since ol Zuul possesed her (Da, da)
She's found a new place to dwell (Da, da)
It's just a block up Gozer street, at
End Times Hotel
Well, you're getting so ghostly, Dana
You're getting so ghostly
You're getting so ghostly, I could die

Although there's mass hysteria (Da, da)
For one group it's a boon (Da, da)
Those shorthaired cats and Rovers, now
Can find themselves a room
Ooh, it'll get so crazy Dana
It's getting so crazy
It's getting so crazy, we could die

Now, the rivers and seas keep boiling (Da, da)
And that Peck jerk has no dick (Da, da)
This wrath of God of forty years
Could end us pretty quick
It's getting so ghostly, Mayor
It's getting so ghostly
It's getting so ghostly, you could die

Well if your baby leaves you (Da da)
And becomes a hound from hell (Da, da)
Just cross your streams at Gozer Street
At End Times Hotel
It's getting so ghostly, baby
It's getting ghostly
It's getting so ghostly, we could fry

And although it's fog enshrouded (Da da)
They still can find a room (Da da)
For Clortho and his lover
To bring on mankind's doom
Oh, it's getting so ghostly, baby
Well, It'll be so ghostly
It'll be so ghostly, we could die
Well I had fun .. How about you?

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Rob Arndt - November 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Nice series- 555!
CML - November 30, 2017 - Report this comment
The Muse was really working for this one, Rob. Even as I working on "Horny Sigourney", "Dont Be Zuul" popped up in my head. And then things really started flowing with "Hell Hound" and then it all came to a climax with "End Times Hotel" (God I'm awful) ....... And now there's been nothing new, so it appears I'm done
Claude Prez - November 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Can't help but feel partially responsible haha. Very fun wrapup; now I'm gonna start throwing out random phrases like "Roseanna Banana" just to see if anything happens

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