Hell Hound"

Original Song Title:

"Dont Be Cruel/Hound Dog"

Original Performer:

"Dont Be Zuul/Hell Hound"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Once again, I find myself jumping on "horny Sigourney", because hey ... who wouldn't, if given the opportunity. And who knows, there might be another one "coming" after this. (Shut yo' mouth)

a-You know you can be found (bop,bop)
Guarding Gozer's throne (bop, bop)
If' you're gonna stay a hound
At least please telephone
Dont be Zuul (No, dont be Zuul)
To a heart that's true
Dont be Zuul ... to a prof so cool

Dana, if I made you mad (bop, bop)
Saying "This chick is toast" (bop, bop)
Please just forget my bad
And stay for the Stay-Puft roast
Dont be Zuul, to a heart that's true
Dont want no other ghost
Dana it's just you, I want the most

Please dont float above me (bop, bop)
Dont snarl at me that way (bop, bop)
Come down to the bed and love me
We'll have us a Vinz three-way
Dont be Zuul to a Venk that's cool
Why should you be possesed
I really love you, Dana
In that dress

Just call me your subcreature (bop bop)
And tell me to take you (bop bop)
Then ol' Gozer'll have me
And I know that I'll have Zuul
Please be Zuul, to a Clorth that's true

Dont want no other ghost
Dana, it's just Zuul
I want the most

Dont want no other beast
Dana, its Destructor
Who's been released

(And as a added bonus, here's Side B to "Dont be Zuul" -- "You Ain't Nothing But a Hell Hound")

You ain't nothing but a hell hound
Snarling all the time
You ain't nothing but a hell hound
Snarling all the time
Well, you're bringing on the Traveller
You ain't no friend of mine

They said you was shy lass
Well, that was just a lie
They said you was shy lass
Well that was just a lie
Well, you did it on a stone slab
You ain't no friend of mine

You ain't nothing but a hell hound
Guarding Gozer's throne
You aint nothing but a hell hound
Guarding Gozer's throne
Well, you done mated with a Clortho
You ain't in my friend zone

Well they said you was high class
But Zuul has got your mind
They said you was high class
But Zuul has got your mind
Well you're bringing on disaster
You aint no friend of mine

You aint nothing but a hell hound
Snarlin' all the time
You ain't nothing but a hell hound
Snarlin' all the time
You aint' gonna stop the Traveller
You ain't no friend of mine

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Below Average Dave - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment

The thought of Zuul in any sexual nature is kinda gag worthy--which makes it funny in and of itself (I Don't Want no other ghost--well that's dedication;) Your pacing was spot on.

Rob Arndt - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment

Zuul is a genus of herbivorous ankylosaurine dinosaur from the Campanian Judith River Formation of Montana. The type species is Zuul crurivastator. Wikipedia. Oh... and 555!

Rob Arndt - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment

Btw, the Hellhound was a Howard Hughes design for a heavy fighter plane in WW2. Either the D2 or D5: https://oldmachinepress.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/hughes-d-2-hdl-side.jpg

Claude Prez - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment

Well, I really like the 2-for-1 deal here - nice job X2

CML - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment

Yeah, the two songs are a matched pair -- Elvis's first smash hits

CML - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment

And Rob, that's a double dose of arcana you're hitting me with there; with one being completely outside your usual bailiwick -- May need a moment to digest it all

Rex - November 25, 2017 - Report this comment

Listen! Do you smell that? It's the smell of a terrific two-fer!

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