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Song Parodies -> "Eggnog Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Suede Shoes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Eggnog Blues"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

It's almost that time again! Jon and me are ready!
Well, I've saved up my money,
Time goes by slow,
God, I'm so thirsty,
A few months to go...

You could say I've got the eggnog blues
I've got a craving and Southern Comfort I always choose!

Summer gets me down,
Soda in it's place,
Shelves empty, tis a shame,
October and then a race!

I wanna shop for you, oh-yeah
Got the eggnog blues
That holiday liquid goes down smooth
Can't wait for holidays, Southern Comfort I choose!

In the fridge,
A drink to die for,
Don't need liquor,
Just a mug of cold Comfort!

In the Black Box @ Walmart!

I wanna shop for you, oh-yeah
Got the eggnog blues
That holiday liquid goes down smooth
Can't wait for holidays, Southern Comfort I choose!

Forever

F*ck Trader Joe's, Lucerne, Borden, and (for Jon) no booze!!!

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Jonathan - June 20, 2017 - Report this comment
the hardest part of the wait will be Christmas in July, Christmas movies about on some networks, but still no eggnog! 5s
Rob Arndt - June 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Still, it won't be long now!

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