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Song Parodies -> "Eggnog"

Original Song Title:

"Hound Dog"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Eggnog"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A favorite of Jon and I...
We love nothin' more than eggnog
Want it all the time
We love nothin' more than eggnog
Southern Comfort does us fine
Well, we got into this habit
Drink annually for 3 months 'til the end of line!

Too bad that it won't last
well, that stuff's better than wine
Flies off the shelf so fast
When out, well, that's just like a crime
Well, we got into this habit
and now October's on our minds!!!

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Jonathan - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
yep, it's gone, and now october can't come soon enough! 455
Rob Arndt - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
True enough Jon. About 8.5 months to go! Btw, out here in California no Mrs. Freshleys anything! I looked that brand up and they have some goodies. Out here it's Little Debbie snacks as alternative to Hostess. Dang!
Jonathan - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
^ sorry to hear that. do they have Yodels up in Cali? those are alternative snack cakes to ho-hos, and to my understanding, supposedly better. (not that that would be difficult, given the way hostess treats have been lately.) if so, they don't have those where I live, so we'll be even! :P
annimal - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
aaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah
Rob Arndt - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
No Yodels either. Not even Hydrox cookies which are made IN California!
Jonathan - January 21, 2017 - Report this comment
^ well that blows! at the very least, there IS Little Debbie, which is pretty good. I love their devil squares!
Rob Arndt - January 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, I asked my cell to locate Mrs. Freshley's nearby and no response. I'll have to contact their customer service on Monday to see if they are even in my state. Their product line looks great!
Larry Hensley - January 21, 2017 - Report this comment
I don't like the taste but this parody was still fun
Demolition Derby Ford Pinto - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
ick I hate eggnog
Rob Arndt - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Guys please! Not all brands of eggnog are the same. Some are milky, some are thick. Some are sweet, some just right. Others are flavored to suit a holiday or season. I think many eggnogs are gross, but Southern Comfort rules!!! Placed twice in Top 10 under Huffington Post ratings. Tastes change over time. Give SC a chance to win you over.
Jonathan - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Silk Soymilk Nog is pretty good too, if you're put off by the thick texture. nothing on SC of course, but not bad.
Rob Arndt - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I was surprised today to find that my Safeway still had some Lucerne eggnog left dated January 31. It's not bad, but still full price at $4 per half gallon. I passed. Bought some Silk Vanilla Soy instead for $3...

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