I ate nothing, but a hot dog, uh
Yeah, with mayonnaise, it's fine
For lunch, I had a hot dog, uh
Wrapped in bacon, it's divine
I don't want one with relish
You could serve French fries on the side

Wienerschnitzel, I passed
I went there just to dine
And at home, I can have one without spending a dime
Well, it'll be ready in a minute
It hardly takes any time

For dinner, I'll have a hot dog, uh
With chili and cheese, it's fine
I'm going to make a hot dog, uh
In the morning and at night
Well, I can always make a second for a friend who wants to dine

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To the store, I stopped to buy hot dog supplies
At the store, I bought sausages for $1.99
I also bought mayonnaise, bacon, and the buns so I'm ready for next time

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Whenever I have a party, I will be serving hot dogs
Giving one to all of my guests
Do you want relish on the side?
Well, I'll be making myself one whenever it's time to dine

I'll have nothing, but a hot dog, uh
You know, it tastes divine
For lunch, I'll have a hot dog, uh
Hot or cold, I'll decide
Well, I could have another one
I have plenty of time