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Song Parodies -> "Rude Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Christmas"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Rude Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

This parody is for anyone who has worked retail, customer service, or otherwise with the public, particularly during the holiday season.
I'll have a rude Christmas working here
With people acting rude around here
They will scream in my face
Or just scream in my ear
But either way I'll take it
As they burst into tears

I'll have a rude Christmas over here
And dream of green pastures while I'm here
I know you'll be all right
In your Christmas so nice
But I'll have a rude
Rude, rude, rude Christmas

[Insert obnoxious holiday music interlude]

I'll belt out Christmas songs
'Cause my sanity's gone
Courtesy of this
Rude, rude, rude Christmas

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Rob Arndt - December 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice to see you back Rebekah- 555!
Rebekah Dub - December 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob. :)
Jonathan - December 18, 2015 - Report this comment
say Becky are you by any chance in New York? 5's
Rebekah Dub - December 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm in Ohio.
Rob Arndt - December 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry Rebekah, but your answer triggered two laugh lines from "Revenge of the Nerds" and "Mannequin!!!"
Rebekah Dub - December 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Lol, nice.

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