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Song Parodies -> "All Grown Up"

Original Song Title:

"All Shook Up"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"All Grown Up"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Another entry in the "why the Daily Mail is evil" set of rants - if you don't know what I'm talking about, read this, or watch Martin Robbins saying it here
A well-a bless my soul
It's the Holy Grail
Of reporting in the Daily Mail
Some celebrity's daughter in her new D-cup
They've got pics
"She's all grown up"
Mm mm mm, drool.. yeah, yeah

The premise is flaky and the story's weak
Why'd they have to photograph her buttock cheeks?
Implying she'll soon be old enough to ****
I'm disgust..[ed]
"She's all grown up"
Mm mm mm, drool.. yeah, yeah

Please don't ask me what's on their minds
I'm a little bit worried they're just paedophiles
At best, they're double-standard-keeping shits
And bottom-feeding, scum-sucking hypocrites

When they said that they wouldn't use photographs
From paparazzi - they were talking out their arse
I hereby conclude that Paul Dacre's a ****
Had enough
"She's all grown up"
Mm mm mm, drool.. yeah, yeah

I get so angry I can hardly speak
They're publishing hate, every day of the week
Although the Mail's influence is wholely malign:
It's the most-viewed news website on-line

A well-a bless my soul
It's the utter fail
Kiddy-porn peddled by the Daily Mail
One more pre-teen tele-photo blown up
And it's smut
"She's all grown up"
Mm mm mm, drool.. yeah, yeah

All grown up.

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Jonathan - April 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Mm Mm Mm Mm yeah yeah a triple 5!

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