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Song Parodies -> "Don't Be Cruel To Any Creatures"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Be Cruel"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Be Cruel To Any Creatures"
Parody Written by:
Vegan Minstrel
The Lyrics
Cruelty should be bound
Don't make those animals moan
Come on, please turn around
Enter the vegan zone
Don't be cruel to any creatures, you
Cruelty should make you mad
That way should be dead,
left totally in the past,
with only kindness ahead
Don't be cruel to any creatures, you
They all need your love
Compassion is what you should be thinking of
Please stop stinking of meat
Don't make me turn way
Come on over here and eat beets
Plants are better any day
Don't be cruel to the ones that moo
Don't split cows and calves apart
Cows also love their babies, please have a heart
Let's walk to the health store
and let's buy some tofu
You know you don't need meat
and it's sure bad for you
Don't be cruel to any creatures, you
They all need your love
Compassion is what you should be thinking of
Don't be cruel to the ones that moo
Don't be cruel to any creatures, you
They all need your love,
Compassion is what you should be thinking of
Don't make those animals moan
Come on, please turn around
Enter the vegan zone
Don't be cruel to any creatures, you
Cruelty should make you mad
That way should be dead,
left totally in the past,
with only kindness ahead
Don't be cruel to any creatures, you
They all need your love
Compassion is what you should be thinking of
Please stop stinking of meat
Don't make me turn way
Come on over here and eat beets
Plants are better any day
Don't be cruel to the ones that moo
Don't split cows and calves apart
Cows also love their babies, please have a heart
Let's walk to the health store
and let's buy some tofu
You know you don't need meat
and it's sure bad for you
Don't be cruel to any creatures, you
They all need your love
Compassion is what you should be thinking of
Don't be cruel to the ones that moo
Don't be cruel to any creatures, you
They all need your love,
Compassion is what you should be thinking of
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You killed a tomato! Ripped its body from Mother Gaia's bosom and slashed it apart with a serrated edge knife, just to satisfy your food lusts. Shame!
"Don't be cruel to the ones that moo" is a great line. Funny, I have no trouble eating meat, but I always feel guilty swallowing all those poor little SpaghettiO's...
I loves me some inunabe!
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