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Song Parodies -> "Cheap Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Christmas"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Cheap Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Below Average Dave has every intention of keeping his parodies free, however financially it is difficult to do so without some assistance. I have a brand new radio show which will air live on 365 coming January of 2011, this album is to commemorate that show and to raise money for costs which are going to be hard for me to pay without fan support. Enjoy my first ever full length parody album. For a hard copy version, please let me know you are interested and I'll tell you how to get one. They will eventually be posted to and the like, at that time you can get it there!
I'll have a cheap Christmas without you
I'll save some green just living with no boo
How I'd love my big bed,
oh if you would just leave
It'll be so great dear,
if you'd just let me be

Then no more posh diamonds you're wanting
And no more hot dress trends you're flaunting
Though you'll say I'm not right,
Spend just one night with my wife,
and you'll want a 'lone 'lone 'lone 'lone Christmas

I'll see life in new light,
if you'll leave me tonight,
Yeah I want a cheap, cheap cheap cheap Christmas
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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Good luck with your Christmas album Dave. I was hoping for a greatest hits album but this is probably the better bet for people who want funny songs for Christmas (I for example have bought a Redneck Christmas album just to hear some silly Christmas songs). I'm currently broke or I would help you out pal.
Below Average Dave - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Matty---well the other songs will probably be added to albums of sorts eventually, so you may get your wish--all my albums will be available as a hard copy via my site in one of MANY new features the site has coming. . .some of which are already active, hopefully all will be by January
Blaydeman - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(Christmas) Nice job Dave, this is really funny. You're recording made it twice as funny. Solid! Good luck with your album :)!
LilHoCheep - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir Dave, ~Le MiseryRumRunner~ this does describe the current state of the US economy quite well, Sir !
Mark Scotti - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
(Christmas) I'm definitely having one of these, this year, as i just got laid off 2 weeks ago(AFTER 7 YEARS)!! Good luck, and hope that wealth comes to you, Dave!!
Abbott Skelding - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
XMAS- in 14 lines, you have managed to write one of the greatest Christmas parodies I have ever read! Great work Dave!
Agrimorfee - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job here, this could be a perennial favorite, like a good Christmas song should be! :)
Ann Hammond - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
xmas- he he you know, I'll half to catch up lon looking for recordings with os's I know. I sang 545 for you here.
Jeff Reuben - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Short and sweet, should work very well with your album. I can see myself singing along with this too :)

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