Song Parodies -> "Love Me Tender"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tender"

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Original Performer:

"Love Me Tender"

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The Lyrics

Love me tender,
Love me sore
Never ever stop
Love me painful, love me raw
Soon off it may drop

Love me tender,
Love me chafed
Excruciatingly
Shredded, bloodied and unsafe
I'm in agony

Love me tender,
Love me pained
Love 'til I say "when"
Maybe once the pain has waned
Love me once again

Love me tender,
Love me rough
Tell me you are mine.
Will the viagra wear off
By the end of time?

(Oh, Miss Palm, you're so damn hot
I thrill at your touch
Doctor tells me I should not
Masturbate so much)

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Old Man Ribber - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment

Get hold of yourself, Phil! lol Good job, and this reminds me of Tom Lehrer's Masochism Tango. ;D

Mark Scotti - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment

In the words of Woody Allen, 'Don't know m#sterbation, it's sex with someone I love!!" LOL

OperaSally - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment

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Lee - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment

LOL! I love it! 5's.

Phil Alexander - May 05, 2010 - Report this comment

:-) Thanks

OMR - That's high praise indeed (if slightly excessive - Masochism Tango is a classic)

Mark - I'll bet Woody Allen got a big hand for that joke

Opera Sally - < ? ? ? >

Lee - I'm pleased for you.. but please remember to do it in private ;-)

Rob H - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment

Rubbing it! Rubbing it! Oh oh, I mean.. Loving it Loving it!!! 555

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