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Song Parodies -> "Don't Pee Pool"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Be Cruel"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Pee Pool"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Don'tcha' let Willie flow
Like evolution ape
Hey! keep that guy in tow,
Altho' it's a kidney shape..
Don't pee pool,
You know it ain't cool..

When ya' feel a sudden urge
To answer Ma nature's call
Hold the phone and emerge
The restroom's right down the hall..
Don't pee pool,
You know it ain't cool..
Check the bladder and be tough
Even tho' you're drinkin' booze,
Please don't ooze that awful yellow stuff..

You must not tinkle in it
Or trail temptation's way
It'll only take a minute
For the clean proper way to spray..
Don't pee pool,
You know it's not cool..
Get out, dry off, be tough
Nobody wants to swim in yellow stuff

Even if you're a beacher
In oceans or a lake
Civilize your creature..
No wee, in the water, take
Don't pee pool..
Let it be the rule..
Skip satisfaction grins..
Seek out a proper place for piddl-in's

Don't pee pool,
You know it ain't cool
Don't pee pool,
You know it ain't cool,
Get out, dry off, be tough
Nobody wants to swim in yellow stuff

Nobody wants to swim in yellow stuff

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Timmy1000 - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Good theme song for one of the recent South Park episodes.
theManageMent - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
We Don't Swim in your Toilet ~ Please, don't pee in our Pool . . . . A sign in every NorCAL homeowner's backyard
Christie Marie M - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm with Timmy 1K on this South Park comment. I also find peeing in the pool disgusting, though no one notices it. I used to go to this public pool in Newark, NJ and lots of people, not just kids, pee on that pool. That I could tell because the water's gone a chartreusey yellow color which is not a pretty sight! Needs 555 pH level tests on public pools for this one!
Old Man Ribber - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Made me pee my...pants! :)
2Eagle - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
That is from a sign that goes back to the Nifty Fifties.
Kristof Robertson - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Another worthy addition to the under-appreciated urine-in-swimming-facility genre. There's nothing worse than breast-stroking through a "warm pocket"...errggg! 555
AFW - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to all
blackjack21 - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Urine a league of your own AFW, 555.
Ann Hammond - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
he he

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