Song Parodies -> "The Jingle Bell Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Back In Town"

Original Performer:

"The Jingle Bell Blues"

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The Lyrics

I wrote and began performing this routine in the early 1980's. This bit of shtick has been one of my signature numbers ever since. As there are many different meters and rhyme schemes for the blues, it is easily adaptable to most. I also have many more verses, but I'll stay true to the Elvis original in this posting.

(Christmas...Christmas...Christmas)

Well, I woke up Christmas morning
And I was hungry as could be.
So I walked into my living room
And I ate my Christmas tree.
I had those Jingle Bell Blues,
How those elves are buggin' me!

Reindeer paws on the roof top,
Ho Ho Ho Hey Hey Hey.
Took out my shotgun
And I blowed them all away!
I had the Jingle Bell Blues,
We've got fresh venison today!
Have yourself a Merry Christmas
In the good old fashioned way.

(Instrumental Choruses)

Built a fire in the fireplace,
Forgot about Santa Claus.
He came down the chimney -
Burned the hair right off his balls!
He had the Jingle Bell Blues
Burned the hair right off of this back,
Singed his snowy white beard
And barbecued the toys in his sack!

(Christmas...Christmas...Christmas)

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Timmy1000 - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment

555 - guess old Santa won't be coming around your house any more.

Christie Marie M - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Ditto on Timmy1K's comment! Poor Santa got barbecued along with his toys. What a Screwed Christmas (nice to write for an Elvis spoof!), 5's. Santa probably going to give you coal after all this? Hope not!

Mark Scotti - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Dysfunctional Christmas AT ITS FINEST!!!! Fivers

Fiddlegirl - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice Elve-is send-up! :D

blackjack21 - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Now that's a Blue Christmas! 555

AFW - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Santa in a new light..and quite .humorous

Old Man Ribber - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks all...this routine is older than all of you! ;)

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