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Song Parodies -> "My Baby Cleft Me"

Original Song Title:

"My Baby Left Me"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"My Baby Cleft Me"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Delivering a child can sometimes prove difficult, especially if the baby is large.
Yes, my baby cleft me,
tore my crotch apart.
Was it because of his size,
something wrong from start?

My baby cleft me,
my baby cleft me.
My baby even cleft me,
God, that childbird hurt.

Now I lie at my sickbed
though my baby's born.
I didn't lose that young man,
but my perineum's torn.

You know he cleft me,
yes, he cleft me.
My baby even cleft me,
God, that childbirth hurt

Babe, you weighed some five kilos,
Boy, you were so grand,
I should have opted for C-section,
Babe, now I understand.

You know you cleft me,
you know you cleft me.
My baby even cleft me,
God, that childbirth hurt.

Now, I lie on my sickbed
and I feed you on my breasts
All I care is that
there's one chick more in nest -

My baby cleft me,
you know he cleft me.
My baby even cleft me,
God, that childbirth hurt

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Mark Scotti - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
That was really funny! "Baby Gave Cleft!!!"
AFW - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Interesting song about birth...
metaphorsbwithu - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Yipe! Well, Elvis absolutely adored and revered his mom so I guess it's appropriate you use an Elvis OS. A tip o' the hat and 555's to all the deserving mothers of the world.
Christie Marie M - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I enjoy childbirth parodies lots. I learn about them by watching TLC's "A Baby Story" and most childbirth programs from Discovery Health Channel! Childbirth is real hell to all women and I feel bad for them every time they go through with it. Great write, Susanna! This will go well with my childbirth parody titled "Having A Contraction" (Parody of REM's Losing My Religion) that I wrote last year. 555's!
Christie marie M - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
BTW, my friend went through the same thing after delivering her son. She tore pretty badly since his head is too large! And her baby was too big. Another condition that occurs is head and shoulder dystocia, where they get stuck in the birth canal.
Fiddlegirl - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Yikes! Painfully delivered 5s... *whew*!

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