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Song Parodies -> "Show You My Bottom Side"

Original Song Title:

"Down By The Riverside"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Show You My Bottom Side"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

The scenario: It's 1955...Elvis is out driving his 1954 pink Cadillac, somewhere near Memphis...a female tailgater gets him angry
I'm gonna' give you the bird and,
Show you my bottom side,
Show you my bottom side,
Show you my bottom side,
I'm gonna' flip you a bird and,
Show you my bottom side,
You're really gonna' be dissed, Lordy, Lord!.

You're really gonna' be dissed, Lordy, Lord!..
(Repeat six times)

Well, I'm gonna' call you some dirty words,
(Then) show you my bottom side, (Oh)
Show you my bottom side,
Flash you my bottom side
I'm gonna' call you bad dirty words,
(and) moon you my bottom side,
You're gonna' be dissed, Lordy, Lord!

I'm gonna' yell and call you dirty words,
(Repeat six times)

I'm gonna' pull off the lane and park
(Where?) here on the interstate,
Here on the interstate,
Right on the interstate,
You're gonna' see a road-ragin' shark
(A-ha) ain't gonna' hesitate
I ain't gonna' take your crap no more..

I ain't a' gonna take this crap no more
I'm really pissed off, ya' got me sore
Tailgatin' me like some hurried whore
I'm lettin' out rage from times before
I might even tear off your front door,
I ain't a' gonna take this crap no more..

I ain't a' gonna take your crap..no...more
NO MORE!!!



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Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Anger Issues? NAHHHHHH! Reall funny!
TJC - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, AF... I don't think it was tailgaitin'... she just wanted to get closer to The Pelvis
TrailerPark HO - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
my trailer or yours, sir ?
AFW - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark...and thanks, TJ...you might have something there...and LCC..yours..my trailer won't be out until the release of my new film
Invisible Boy - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Elvis with road rage. he he At least in 1955 it would have been "thin" Elvis
alvin - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
seeing the bottom side of elvis would be a lot of gals' dream date
AFW - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, IB...true...and thanks, alvin..you know that's right...
Harry - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job of asphalt angst, AFW! Bob Mitchum coulda done it back in the day in "Thunder Road"--a film in 1958 about bootleggers outrunnin' the law.

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