Song Parodies -> Show You My Bottom Side
| Original Song Title: | "Down By The Riverside" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Show You My Bottom Side" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
The scenario: It's 1955...Elvis is out driving his 1954 pink Cadillac, somewhere near Memphis...a female tailgater gets him angry
I'm gonna' give you the bird and,
Show you my bottom side,
Show you my bottom side,
Show you my bottom side,
I'm gonna' flip you a bird and,
Show you my bottom side,
You're really gonna' be dissed, Lordy, Lord!.
You're really gonna' be dissed, Lordy, Lord!..
(Repeat six times)
Well, I'm gonna' call you some dirty words,
(Then) show you my bottom side, (Oh)
Show you my bottom side,
Flash you my bottom side
I'm gonna' call you bad dirty words,
(and) moon you my bottom side,
You're gonna' be dissed, Lordy, Lord!
I'm gonna' yell and call you dirty words,
(Repeat six times)
I'm gonna' pull off the lane and park
(Where?) here on the interstate,
Here on the interstate,
Right on the interstate,
You're gonna' see a road-ragin' shark
(A-ha) ain't gonna' hesitate
I ain't gonna' take your crap no more..
I ain't a' gonna take this crap no more
I'm really pissed off, ya' got me sore
Tailgatin' me like some hurried whore
I'm lettin' out rage from times before
I might even tear off your front door,
I ain't a' gonna take this crap no more..
I ain't a' gonna take your crap..no...more
NO MORE!!!
Show you my bottom side,
Show you my bottom side,
Show you my bottom side,
I'm gonna' flip you a bird and,
Show you my bottom side,
You're really gonna' be dissed, Lordy, Lord!.
You're really gonna' be dissed, Lordy, Lord!..
(Repeat six times)
Well, I'm gonna' call you some dirty words,
(Then) show you my bottom side, (Oh)
Show you my bottom side,
Flash you my bottom side
I'm gonna' call you bad dirty words,
(and) moon you my bottom side,
You're gonna' be dissed, Lordy, Lord!
I'm gonna' yell and call you dirty words,
(Repeat six times)
I'm gonna' pull off the lane and park
(Where?) here on the interstate,
Here on the interstate,
Right on the interstate,
You're gonna' see a road-ragin' shark
(A-ha) ain't gonna' hesitate
I ain't gonna' take your crap no more..
I ain't a' gonna take this crap no more
I'm really pissed off, ya' got me sore
Tailgatin' me like some hurried whore
I'm lettin' out rage from times before
I might even tear off your front door,
I ain't a' gonna take this crap no more..
I ain't a' gonna take your crap..no...more
NO MORE!!!
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Anger Issues? NAHHHHHH!
Reall funny!
Great job, AF... I don't think it was tailgaitin'... she just wanted to get closer to The Pelvis
my trailer or yours, sir ?
Thanks, Mark...and thanks, TJ...you might have something there...and LCC..yours..my trailer won't be out until the release of my new film
Elvis with road rage. he he At least in 1955 it would have been "thin" Elvis
seeing the bottom side of elvis would be a lot of gals' dream date
Thanks, IB...true...and thanks, alvin..you know that's right...
Great job of asphalt angst, AFW! Bob Mitchum coulda done it back in the day in "Thunder Road"--a film in 1958 about bootleggers outrunnin' the law.
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